Showing posts with label Fun and Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun and Jokes. Show all posts

Friday, August 1, 2014

Meet the Guardians and see the movie critics are calling the “Best Marvel Movie Ever.” Get tickets and see it in theaters this Friday.

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

A man asked his father-in-law, “Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?”

The father-in-law answered in a smile,

“Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you.”


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Saturday, April 5, 2008

I found this tip somewhere on the internet and thought I’d share it with you.

How to resolve argument with your spouse quickly…

A Preacher told us that when a couple is arguing they should just strip down and argue in the nude. It helps them to remember why they are together and after the arguing is over, it will give them something to talk about later. 

I suggested this to Azwaj and he’s game and if it worked, he says, we’ll think of more reasons to argue.. ….lolz!!!

Have a good weekend peeps!!


Posted by LadyJava On April 05, 2008 No comments READ FULL POST

Monday, March 17, 2008

Hahaha.. this is hilarious! Sometimes words are just not meant to be taken literally…

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said, prepare ingredients,
then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out
“why me? why me ?”

Hmmm….It must be his job.


Posted by LadyJava On March 17, 2008 No comments READ FULL POST
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